What is Davina wearing?

Half a cow.

She looks mental, and sweaty. Like a sweaty mental.

Sostie wins

Window dresser not window dressing unfortunately. Those Johnny Borrell style deep Vs on boys t-shirts are awful.

And this year's theme is "conceited"

Where's the gay man?

How good looking do you think you are?

Norion - too much teeth. I like her shoes. Maybe.

The lesbian likes her though.

Awww the Fresh Prince. Bless

Is Davina Pregnant again, or is that just an incredibly unflattering dress?

Right, slightly homophobic black guy...I wonder what the next person in is.


Still to come...

Fat person
Handicapped person
Old person
Religious person

Very gay man next.

Stop doing that laugh, Davina.

It's an incredibly unflattering human being in a nice dress.

He likes fat girls

I'd like to see a fat girl get some lovin' on this show



*snort*

Why is she still on telly. She's proof that something looks worse the more people look at it.

I say every year, and this year is no different.

Tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger...



The human equivalent of Red Dwarf.

I think it's the best the lower half of her has looked.

Please tell me one of the housemates is a tiger. It would be the shortest, yet most entertaining series yet.

A disgruntled oscelot at least. Please.

Maybe we could replace her top half with something else? A TV?

Female Russian boxer and performance artist - the opposite of a gay man?

A bloke would look better in that dress.

If only she* could have shared a lift with John Lennon when he got shot.

*Angel, not Davina.

Isabella Rossellini really has let herslf go.

Yoko would have entered the house in a similar fashion no doubt

Right, now this girl has been on before hasn't she. Just a different accent.

That's a coincidence, the men that I go for is intelligent too...

10 out of 10 for looks? At least she has a sense of humour.

A juggler next. Please. An incontinent one.

One year they should have the bouncer turn someone away at the door.

Action geek!

His entrance is funniest so far.

This guy should join the forum

I haven't see a World Gym vest in years.

A housemate that boasts he can read! All, not some, all, the Hellboy comics.

Is this live? It's a lot lighter in their London than my London

You is right. My London is darker than the predatory lesbian's thoughts toward half her housemates.

Which one is the Zombie?



Is Jade in one of those boxes?



Why am I watching this freak show?

Dear Daily Mail....

I kind of like Bennie so far. I'll find something to hate soon.

Whereas Sophia I hate already.

I like this girl

Wasn't She in Learners?

And she fucking sounds like one

She has her arse out

Teeth.

Ha ha ha! Listen to the funny foreigner and his funny foreign voice. "I-ah like-ah Big-ah Brother". (actually that sounds like Mark E Smith)


Put Mark E Smith in there...riding a tiger.

People are still shaving chunks out of their eyebrows?

HOORAY! IT'S THE GAY

A gay tiger?

It's my mum!

Who the fuck goes on Big Brother when they have a seven month old?

Err, Jade was a dental nurse.



Who applies for Big Brother when they have a 3 month old baby?

So much at the heart of the London social scene that he wants to spend the summer locked in a house.

But out just in time for the next Boosh tour.


What's your biggest regret Davina? Are you wearing it?

Why is someone waving a 'who is she, where did you find her?' banner?

I hope it's Nicky.

It's a Nicky quote. You remember Nicky don't you? She went out with the sweary bloke until Heat lost interest.