ally
May 3 2005, 01:23 PM
QUOTE (gunfire @ May 3 2005, 12:59 PM)
before paintball, in hushed action movie tone:
"let's play"
does he say that before paintballing as well? or have you got it mixed up with the episode when they rescue colin?
gunfire
May 3 2005, 01:28 PM
QUOTE (ally @ May 3 2005, 01:23 PM)
does he say that before paintballing as well? or have you got it mixed up with the episode when they rescue colin?
indeed, I have gotten my episodes mixed up, there is no getting it past you is there?
ally
May 3 2005, 05:52 PM
hehe nope!
hullobrian
May 3 2005, 06:07 PM
MY FAVES HAVE ALREADY BEEN SAID LIKE YOU CANT DRINK A PINT OF BOVRIL fried gold
ANOTHER IS VULVAS PUDDING WHICH ME AND MY MATE WILL ALWAYS QUOTE
Y THE HELL AM I WRITING IN CAPITALS
thats better felt like i was shouting at you all
but i like the robot wars episode where they all come out of the ta like school kids
cracks me up
along with the grange hill moment and the joke about the topae ok so i cant spell it ill say hair piece instead
its just too funny to quote and im not very gd at remembering lol
claire
May 3 2005, 06:59 PM
I love the part just before the Grange Hill bit.
The way Daisy says, "It was the same with netball...... at school."
She says it like Bruce Forsyth and it cracks me up good and proper
TerryHenry
May 3 2005, 11:01 PM
QUOTE (gunfire @ May 3 2005, 12:59 PM)
anything with mike in, here's a few:
daisy: "artist..........writer"
mike: (clearly) "....MIKE"
before paintball, in hushed action movie tone:
"let's play"
and the last episode where daisy and tim are looking for marsha and mike answers the door in a pinny and a rolling pin
tim: "what are you doing mike?
mike spins rolling pin around and catches it, "I'm baking"
Blatantly worthy
Ringcoirewen
May 4 2005, 08:54 PM
My favourite bit is actually in the commentary at the beginning of Episode 7, Series 2, when Daisy and Tim are in the cupboard, and Daisy says, "Excuse me, how old are you?" to the young couple. In the commentary, Simon Pegg starts saying "Excuse mehhh" in a funny voice and Jessica Stevenson is laughing her arse off. That always makes me chuckle.
And the Tekken scene. (It IS Tekken 3!!!)
Oh, and at the end of Episode 2, Series 2:
Tim: I got me job back.
Tim/Mike: Ayyy!!!!!!
Mike: I got me own room.
Tim/Mike: Ayyy!!!!!!
Tim: How's Brian?
Mike: He's standing in the garden with no clothes on.
Tim/Mike: Ayyy!!!!!!
Mike: What about Daisy?
Tim: She got a job in a bookshop.
Mike: Think she'll be all right?
Tim: Er... yeah.
Tim/Mike: Ayyy!!!!!!
Me and my buddy Phil always shout AYYY!!!!!! at each other. It provides amusement in an otherwise dull world, filled with too many Associated Board exams.
Bexie Boodles
Wife Of Rolex
May 4 2005, 11:46 PM
Ringcoirewen - Have you checked out the Com Shots thread? Everyone's favourite commentary moment in there.
Funnily enough, your favourite one is mine too!
Wife Of Rolex
Ringcoirewen
May 7 2005, 05:06 PM
Erm... no I haven't. Oops. Been naughty! Heehee.
Bexie Boodles
pinkkaz
May 10 2005, 12:24 PM
"Tim's just really angry right now Daisy, because you may have jepordised his career" - mike
actually all of mike's comments in that scene eg "don't make this hard for yourself Daisy, we want this to be easy".
classic.
And Marsha when she's talking to Brian about his installation: "gawd that's a bit short notice"..."it would be awful if it was a half-baked pile of crap" And then of course: "I'm sure I can resist its charms till then...... weh!"
Starscream`s Ghost
May 10 2005, 12:45 PM
QUOTE (pinkkaz @ May 10 2005, 01:24 PM)
"Tim's just really
angry right now Daisy, because you may have jepordised his career" - mike
actually all of mike's comments in that scene eg "don't make this hard for yourself Daisy, we want this to be easy".
classic.
Always reminds me of
The French Connection, the Hackman/Schneider interrogation scene.
HellsBells
May 10 2005, 01:06 PM
'and i rode him like a bitch from hell...'
priceless.
Dance~Colin~Dance
May 10 2005, 04:13 PM
Tim yelling at that little kid for wanting a Ja-Ja doll
'You weren't there at the beginning! You didn't know how good it was!'
Phantom Menace?
May 10 2005, 07:38 PM
Doll Office Woman - "Phantom Menace?...."
Tim - "Yeah..."
Doll Office Woman - "You didn't like it?..."
Tim - "...no.."
Doll Office Woman-"Don't you worry I'll get you some money soon" *tapping nose*
Class moment
Doktor Mandrake
May 11 2005, 01:49 PM
Hello,
My favourite bit at the moment is:
Tyres: So are you two "friends" coming out with me tonight?
Tim: Got no money
Tyres: Don't worry I'll lend you some
Tim: I already owe you 20 quid!
Tyres: Do you?
Tim: No
The look on Tim's face as he says 'No' is hysterical!
chocolatebeenie
May 15 2005, 11:00 AM
the very end of series 2. the mixture of a happy ending and that gorgeous lemonjelly song gets me everytime!
chocolatebeenie
May 15 2005, 11:03 AM
'' what do think we should do..?''
''let em have it!''
drmanhattan
May 16 2005, 06:38 PM
When the art director is talking to Brian when he wakes up from being unconsious:
"So Brian where are you off to?"
"hospital"
"Oh is that one of Damian's new clubs?"
"HaHEHeeheh"
I love that crazy laugh he does.
UncleBone
May 17 2005, 09:35 PM
(Slightly paraphrased)
Daisy: What do you do for a living, Mike?
Mike: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Daisy: What? Is it top secret?
Mike: No.
And am I the only one that wonders what Brian was going to ask when Tim tells him to put his hand down while planning Colin's rescue?
maian
May 17 2005, 09:55 PM
I often wonder about that two, probably would have had a few of his brilliant 'ums' in it as he tries to articulate his feelings.
Gotta love the line:
Mike I'll see you at 22:00, everyone else I'll see you at 10''
followed by both of the times being shown on the screen.
thirtyhelens
May 17 2005, 10:44 PM
Among the
legion?!
Tim's birthday dance for Daisy usually gets rewound and watched again about four times, minimum.

Also:
Mike: "You, my friend.... are going
nowhere!"
*silence*
"Oh, bollocks."
UncleBone
May 17 2005, 11:25 PM
The 22:00/10:00 gag works great for me, as I know a LOT of people who are the reverse. Totally clueless on 24 hour time.
Twist: "Is Jabba the princess?
Everyone: "Yes."
My favourite delivery of any line over the entire 14 episodes is the way Mark Heap says "No" when Tim asks if he's gay.
And having been screwed over by a few women in my life, I can never get enough of "It made me want to drown things."
God I feel like such a sad bastard for posting all this crap, but the fact is NOBODY I've shown Spaced too has really liked it. My wife HATED the first series, but actually watched the final 3 of series 2 when I had them on and quite enjoyed them. I've tried to convert other Canadians (I'm a Brit in Canada) and have thusfar failed. (Did get one onto Shaun of the Dead though, so that's something.)
Haf
May 18 2005, 07:34 AM
Mike running round the tree off his head on Speed does it for me everytime.
Also the bit where Mike and Tim are smashing up the car with sticks and then it cuts to Sophie and Tim doing the same.
The Gunfight, is just class though.
kiss my empty bag
May 18 2005, 10:00 AM
Mike running round the tree off his head on Speed does it for me everytime.
oh I love that bit I think someone on here has aavatar of it.
I also love the part when Mike is a lollipop man and telling the children to cross the road really "go go go go go" lol oh its funny
benneth
May 22 2005, 12:43 AM
P0WM P0WM P0WM P0WM... Rewind! bluulululuu
shinyelvenqueen
May 23 2005, 06:43 PM
QUOTE (A-Friend @ Mar 8 2005, 01:10 PM)
mike coming out of the toilet reading "Oranges are not the only fruit" in the first episode of the second series (remember having to explain that whole thing to my girlfried, but the subtelty gets me every time!)
The scene with the tank - and especially Brian's little wave.
i must agree and to add mine....
When mike has his interview with the TA officers and is asked to come back and mike smiles up at the ceiling!
Soooooooo funny.
A-Friend
May 24 2005, 08:13 AM
QUOTE (shinyelvenqueen @ May 23 2005, 07:43 PM)
i must agree and to add mine....
When mike has his interview with the TA officers and is asked to come back and mike smiles up at the ceiling!
Soooooooo funny.
I love the bit just seconds before that, when they throw the knife at him and ask him how it makes him feel. Genius!
Hobbes
May 24 2005, 05:03 PM
"Would it help if I made another banner?"
"No brian, not this time"
shinyelvenqueen
May 24 2005, 09:16 PM
QUOTE (A-Friend @ May 24 2005, 09:13 AM)
I love the bit just seconds before that, when they throw the knife at him and ask him how it makes him feel. Genius!
the whole TA bit is class. the ink blots. Guns, guts and guns!
and my other favourite : when Brian is sitting in the kitchen with Daisy and Twist and he says how the female can be so coniving (or words to that affect) and camera pans over to daisy running her fingernail on the klingon blade and Twist doing her nails....Genius!
mexicola
Jun 13 2005, 03:50 PM
The episode when Tim and Daisy go drinking in Camden and when Tim is in the toilets:
Tim: You having a good night?
Thug: What?
Tim: you having a good night?
Thug: Yeah. You?
Tim: Oooh yes.
Thug: Listen mate, you haven't got any puff I can buy off you have you?
Tim: Only a little bit, a couple of spliffs worth.
Thug: Can I buy it of you?
Tim: Oh no, its just for me and me daawg! Hehehe! Remember that, the Kiora advert, its too ooorangy for crooows!
thug: What are you talking about?
Tim: You remember that don't you?
Thug: No.
I love the look Tim gives him as he leaves!
And the paintballing episode when Mike get shots:
Tim: Don't die on me!
Mike: Good bye old friend.
Tim: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mike: I really enjoyed that!
Jesse James
Jun 14 2005, 08:03 AM
the exchange between dexter, tim and mike in the park is always hilarious no matter how many times i watch it
"oh ya, i hadn't fort a dat!"
TheMarjolein
Jun 14 2005, 02:28 PM
Ah man I could watch the scene outside the shop which Sophie goes in, when Tim has missed Mike's promotion, that whole scene is one of my absouloute favourites.
(not)HanSolo
Jun 15 2005, 04:05 PM
Tim: Hehehehehehe... thrush.
-----------------------------------------
Tim: I don't care if you've saved up all your money, take your little fifty p's, and GET OUT!
What a prick.
------------------------------------------
Brian: So how long have you two been together?
Daisy: Er, three years, five months, two weeks, eleven days
Tim: Er, three years, five months, two weeks, eleven days
Marsha: That's what you said three days ago...
Daisy: (SHIT!)
Tim: (SHIT!)
--------------------------------------------
Vulva: It's not finished...
... it's finished
(with apologies for the dreadful paraphrasing in that third one...)
NCTibby
Jun 15 2005, 04:55 PM
Favorite moments, that I can think of right now:
At Vulva's show, when Tim ties the dreadlocks of those two people together--cracked me up! I went to college with a legion of dreadlocked students and I was tempted to do that so many times.
Daisy smacking herself with her pocketbook before her Flaps interview (thanks, someone upthread, for reminding me of that)
Tim's freak-out when he runs into Brian who's holding sticks of bamboo
Sean of the Dead
Jun 15 2005, 05:33 PM
"The whole lot of it!"~ Sean, 2004
"The whole lot of it. Twice!"~ Sean, 2005
*sniff* Oh how things change.
spunge_mad
Jun 15 2005, 07:42 PM
"hes been abducted by crocodiles or summit"
ZombeeConvertee
Jun 15 2005, 11:38 PM
Tim: "Shh... don't cheapen this" in the Robot Wars episode, cracks me up everytime!
just baking...
Jun 16 2005, 07:27 PM
the "oh yay, i addn't fort a dahh" bit.
Oragano or origano to you, this is the good shit
BartmanDK
Jun 17 2005, 06:54 AM
All of the things with mike on speed.. epsicaly when he calles tim.. another good one is the end of vulas act.. "its not finished... its finished"
Jesse James
Jun 17 2005, 09:08 AM
the bit in series one, last episode i think, where jess is impersonating sarah and says something like
"i'm just so confused"
in a hilarious voice
every time
spunge_mad
Jun 17 2005, 09:46 PM
QUOTE (just baking... @ Jun 16 2005, 07:27 PM)
the "oh yay, i addn't fort a dahh" bit.
i love that. have it as my rintone
shinyelvenqueen
Jun 18 2005, 03:42 PM
I love the fight scene with the red hand gang and simon and daisy "blow there brains out"!! classic. also the bluetones are playing at the time which is great in my book
Spider-Mouse
Jun 19 2005, 08:26 PM
the whole paintball scene. love it.
toneloc
Jun 23 2005, 07:35 AM
The bit where Daisy does 'research' by reading "Big Cocks"or sumthin similar...cracks me up every time.
LeWatt
Jun 23 2005, 10:30 AM
Mike's death scene at paintball.....makes me laugh and shed a small tear all at the same time.
'Got to sleep now'
'No Mike!!!'
'So tired.....so tired....'
toneloc
Jun 23 2005, 10:49 AM
QUOTE
'Got to sleep now'
'No Mike!!!'
'So tired.....so tired....
and the way the paint dribbles...ahh, so adorable. Just makes you want to take him home and cuddle him...oops, i've said too much...
Spider-Mouse
Jun 23 2005, 01:40 PM
^^ i think it's the fact that he was told not to eat the painballs and he obviously did.
Punkass
Jun 24 2005, 02:33 AM
Hey, Spider-Mouse...I am assuming you got the user name from Episode One. So I ripped you an image pertaining too it if you want to use it as an avatar or whatever. If it has nothing to do with it, or you do not want to use the image, no problemo!

Edit: Upon reading your signature, I get it...
ally
Jun 24 2005, 02:19 PM
QUOTE ((not)HanSolo @ Jun 15 2005, 04:05 PM)
Brian: So how long have you two been together?
Daisy: Er, three years, five months, two weeks, eleven days
Tim: Er, three years, five months, two weeks, eleven days
Marsha: That's what you said three days ago...
Daisy: (SHIT!)
Tim: (SHIT!)
er don't you mean
5 yrs,
8 months and
3 days ???!!!
only one of the major quotes to get wrong!

can't believe no one else spotted it!
Spider-Mouse
Jun 24 2005, 03:16 PM
edit: wrong topic!
thanks for the avatar though Punkass!
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