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Wife Of Rolex
I already did this with Spaced, so while on a tangerine I thought I'd carry it on with Shaun Of The Dead. It's just me bringing up the brilliant little gems that pop up during the commentaries. What things they say that always cause a laugh.

These are mine (long list again!):

Edgar: I'm not entirely sure what that means. I think it might of...butter has...if you look on www.urbandictionary.com you can look at several different meanings of the word butter, cos it can mean ugly or beautiful.
Simon: You fucking geek!

Simon: D'you think anyone's ever said 'Can we lose the black baby with the sombrero from the foreground?'

Simon: Jessica Stevenson is in fact a fully CG character.
Edgar: Yeah.
Simon: Better than Gollum.
Edgar: She actually has got the sort of the Jar Jar Binks kind of hair thing going there aswell.
Simon: Don't mention that man.

Edgar: I hate you.
Simon: Shut it!

Edgar: Because on Spaced I'd ripped off Sam Raimi I thought I can't do that again, so this time I rip off John Carpenter instead.
Simon: Well you've gotta rip off someone, ain't ya?
Edgar: I know, I've got no ideas of my own.

Edgar: Who was that in the body bag, I can't remember?
Simon: Dale Winton.

Simon: Remember that guy came off and he banged his head and his brain fell out?
Edgar: Sorry?
Simon: His brain fell out his ear. And then I ran over and I ate it!

Edgar: I was always very anti digital effects until my brother pointed out that a lot of the effects on Battle Royale were done digitally, and then I thought ohhh...
Simon: I've got an Auntie Digital Effects. And an uncle...

Nick: I think Roger Moore would make a great James Bond.

Dylan: In the background, those speakers there, that's Sir Ian McKellen. it's amazing how he can transform himself.

Dylan: A lot of English place names sound like minor bowel diseases, don't they? Crouch End.
Simon: More.
Dylan: Tring.
Simon: Wapping.
Lucy: Tring?
Dylan: Tring has got to be some kind of...
Lucy: Haseley Knob.
Simon: Chipping Norton.
Nick: Tumourous Anus.
Simon: Diarrhoea-On-Sea.
Nick: Distended Bumton.
Simon: Prolapsefordshire. Is this thing on?

Lucy: I was eating all those gakes.
Simon & Dylan: Gakes?
Lucy: Gakes!
Dylan: I was eatin' a gake...when a cow stood on my foot!

Dylan: To be fair, dogs don't have a lot of call to look up do they? What's up there for them? Unless they want to fuck a Great Dane!

Simon: There's a funny thing on there, I think it's on the DVD actually, we had to do an airline version of this and everything Pete says is funk instead of fuck.
Kate: Oh you're joking.
Simon: So when Nick says prick he says...
Kate: Funk off.
Simon: He calls him prink.
Nick: Prink.
Dylan: What do they do with cunt? What does that become? Couch? What?

Dylan: It sounds very Irish to me.
Simon: You are Irish.

Nick: Ah, this is where you find Hitler's skeleton.

Simon: Now look at the composition of the shot there. Edgar Wright, you've got to hand it to the little bastard.

Nick: D'you think I'm the Robbie Coltrane for the noughties?
Simon: Easy. Yeah maybe.
Dylan: If Hagrid was a drug dealer.
Simon: There we go. Harry Potter And The Wrap Of Smack.
Nick: Do you know anything about The Chamber Of Smack?
Dylan: Harry Potter And The Dazzling White Lights.

Penelope: The slightly awkward thing about this film, I think watching it now, is how pretty all these people are.
Bill: Yeah I know.
Penelope: Which makes me feel very...very sort of old.
Bill: But you're not old Penelope. You're beautiful.
Penelope: Thank you. You're very handsome.
Bill: No, leave off.

Bill: That'll be good in German. 'No man. No man. I ain't got nuffink.'

Bill: Look at that shitbag coming up the back.

Bill: Thank you Kier. You dirty little sod.

Penelope: Let's face it, it's brilliant.
Bill: Brilliant.
Penelope: I think they deserve to make a lot more movies. Also because then they could employ you and me.
Bill: Yeah true.

Bill: Jessica Stevenson could rescue me any day.

Penelope: Nick Frost, wonderful and fancies me, I like him.

Patricia Franklin: He's (Pete) very tall. How tall is he?
Paul Putner: 9 foot.
Patricia: No! He must be 6 foot 5.
Tim Chipping: Cos it's actually the reverse. Peter is the voice of Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace. It was the reverse with Dave Prowse. Dave Prowse was tall enough to play Darth Vader but didn't have the right voice. Peter had the right voice but was too tall to play Darth Maul.

Steve Emmerson: I tell you what I think, it's every actor's wish to be in a horror film. They all want to be in horror films.
Paul: Or hard-core porn.
Steve: Well I don't...
Patricia: I don't know about that.
Tim: We were always advised against that in drama school.
Paul: Oh right.
Steve: What hard-core? Oh right yeah.
Tim: Very difficult to break out of again once you make a name for yourself.
Paul: We had one lesson a week at LAMDA.
Patricia: Well, you have to have the equipment. The men do, anyway.
Steve: Really?

Paul: I mean look at that face.
Patricia: Oh I love this song. This is a favourite record. 'If you leave me now...'
Steve: All together.
Patricia: '...you take away the biggest part of me.' Oh Simon! (blubs) Oh dear.

Paul: This music, I used to think, this was the most futuristic music in the world. And now it sounds like a tin can full of marbles.

Paul: Gay used to such a lovely word. It meant homosexual.

Paul: Look around you.
Patricia: Look behind you.
Tim: I got that reference.

Steve: Where was Miles Davies when this...
Paul: Digging his way out.

Paul: I had a really embarrassing thing cos I kept telling everyone I fancied Reece Shearsmith when I actually meant Reece Witherspoon.

Patricia: Oh crisis. You must get rid of your parents to be able to grow into a man. Come on, Shaun, bite the biscuit. Or the bullet rather.
Tim: Biscuit's nicer.
Patricia: Oh yes, a jaffacake.


Wife Of Rolex
Zoe
Did you just do that from memory or did you write them down while you listened? I'm quite scared.
Cult_Status02
QUOTE (Zoe @ Mar 9 2005, 03:07 PM)
Did you just do that from memory or did you write them down while you listened? I'm quite scared.
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Word.

Who are the last few people?
Like Steve, Paul, and Patricia?
(I'm a big fan, I just don't know who who those people are)
frostitute
AGH I am going to order my UK DVD right now!

*poof*
claire
QUOTE (Cult_Status02 @ Mar 9 2005, 09:20 PM)
Word.

Who are the last few people?
Like Steve, Paul, and Patricia?
(I'm a big fan, I just don't know who who those people are)
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They're the zombie extras. Steve plays the landlord who get's beaten with the snooker cues, Patricia is the spinster zombie (the women who was a porn star and is actually Edgar Wright's girlfriends mum) and Paul is Paul Putner. He originally played a taxi driver but the scene got cut. He's also in the paintballing episode of Spaced (the man who get's shot by Duane). Hope that helps biggrin.gif
Wife Of Rolex
QUOTE (Zoe @ Mar 9 2005, 09:07 PM)
Did you just do that from memory or did you write them down while you listened? I'm quite scared.
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Fear not. I wrote them down because I have a memory block with words a lot of the time. Terrible with song lyrics too! Random facts I can do, what people say...gone in an instant!

Wife Of Rolex
Cult_Status02
QUOTE (claire @ Mar 9 2005, 05:21 PM)
They're the zombie extras. Steve plays the landlord who get's beaten with the snooker cues, Patricia is the spinster zombie (the women who was a porn star and is actually Edgar Wright's girlfriends mum) and Paul is Paul Putner. He originally played a taxi driver but the scene got cut. He's also in the paintballing episode of Spaced (the man who get's shot by Duane). Hope that helps  biggrin.gif
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Thanks much! Man, Frostitute, I'm with you, I would have ordered SotD UK version about 20 minutes ago while I was finally ordering my Spaced season 1 and 2 and 50, 000 volts, but I can can't now, I don't want 2 different orders.

QUOTE (Wife Of Rolex @ Mar 9 2005, 06:13 PM)
Fear not. I wrote them down because I have a memory block with words a lot of the time. Terrible with song lyrics too! Random facts I can do, what people say...gone in an instant!

Wife Of Rolex
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Same here, that's exactly like me, well, actually I can sing all the words to White Lines...yea I'm a bad ass, what?
spacegurl
Does the american version of SOTD not have commentaries, then?
frostitute
Yes, but just the cast and directors. No Bill/Penelope and Zombie Extras


I've wanted both DVDs anyway.
whitey
QUOTE (Wife Of Rolex @ Mar 9 2005, 08:37 PM)
Penelope: The slightly awkward thing about this film, I think watching it now, is how pretty all these people are.
Bill: Yeah I know.
Penelope: Which makes me feel very...very sort of old.
Bill: But you're not old Penelope. You're beautiful.
Penelope: Thank you. You're very handsome.
Bill: No, leave off.
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Nighy shows us how it's done. Cracking on to her after a mere ten minutes of commentary.
paulaboz
my mate has my shaun dvd - much to the pity so i cant as yet give you the proper quote- but i giggle through most of it - but when dylan is mocking simon for being tired - and the fact it will be all the acting thats tired him out. and saying that simon was blue-screened on the whole film because he was actually at home - that really tickled me.

when i get it back i may post the proper quote
Julie
I wish I had the UK DVD with all the commentaries. But, incase it hasn't been mentined, possibly the greatest commentary line of all time:
Nick Frost: For a big man, I can WELL move!
claire
I was just listening to the stars commentary again and heard some more things that made me cry with laughter.

When Barbara turns into a zombie and Simon says, "Who is it? Bloody mum."

When Dylan says to Simon after he talked about hurting his wrist, "Was it your wrist or your trouser wrist?"

One of my favourite's is when Nick was talking about having fake blood all over him.
Nick: "I had so much corn syrup in my undies."
Simon: "Did it glue your bollocks to your leg?"
Nick: "This is BBC Radio 4."

Brilliant biggrin.gif
kiss my empty bag
so the commentries on the american dvd from the cast are they completley different to our one did they like go to america to specially record them just wondering!
frostitute
Nah I think it's the same on both DVDs, we're just missing the couple sets of commentaries.

My UK DVD arrived a while ago, havent cracked it open yet.


Another thing

Can you lot tell me why Nick is ALWAYS saying that? "This is BBC Radio 4" everytime they talk about something sexual or something along the lines? I just really want to know. He says it in Shaun, he says it in Danger, he PROBABLY says it in Spaced too! Why?

Hell, he even said it during his recent guest appearance on that radio show.
FUBAR
QUOTE (frostitute @ Apr 8 2005, 09:12 AM)
Nah I think it's the same on both DVDs, we're just missing the couple sets of commentaries.

My UK DVD arrived a while ago, havent cracked it open yet.
Another thing

Can you lot tell me why Nick is ALWAYS saying that? "This is BBC Radio 4" everytime they talk about something sexual or something along the lines? I just really want to know. He says it in Shaun, he says it in Danger, he PROBABLY says it in Spaced too! Why?

Hell, he even said it during his recent guest appearance on that radio show.
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I guess it is because BBC Radio 4 is considered a 'respectable' station - for
(h)academics and lovers of 'The Archers.'

My preference lies with BBC World Service as it is - well, more worldly!
frostitute
So BBC Radio 4 is like a more cleaner station?
FUBAR
QUOTE (frostitute @ Apr 8 2005, 09:48 AM)
So BBC Radio 4 is like a more cleaner station?
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More 'highbrow' - they do discuss dirty subjects but in a more clinical manner....not very rock'n'roll. Infact, no music at all - apart from occasional beds over voiced pieces and the pips used to introduce the news!
Wife Of Rolex
I think Nick's been saying that since he first appeared on 99p Challenge, which was on Radio 4. Sofa On Time was Radio 4 as well...I think (?).

Wife Of Rolex
claire
Someone cracks open a bottle of wine and starts to pour.

Nick: "This is BBC Radio 4."
Simon: "Everyone who's listening is gonna wanna go for a piss now."

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frostitute
Alright, I think I understand why he says it now. It's like a freebie joke/comment. Something that sounds raunchy, quickly say it. Someone is bound to chuckle.
pots
QUOTE (frostitute @ Apr 10 2005, 03:00 AM)
It's like a freebie joke/comment. Something that sounds raunchy, quickly say it.
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yeah but its more to do with the fact that radio 4 is the voice of the establishment, its like the Times newspaper in print, the sound of a nice cup of tea with the vicar.

so when someone says something rude / odd like 'did it glue your bollock to your leg?' its a funny thing to say.
SergeantWatt
QUOTE (frostitute @ Apr 9 2005, 10:00 PM)
Alright, I think I understand why he says it now. It's like a freebie joke/comment. Something that sounds raunchy, quickly say it. Someone is bound to chuckle.
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I am guessing the US equivalent of this joke would be "This is National Public Radio." NPR is for old farts and is rather reserved.

Is there a "UK/US Joke Exchange" thread? There ought to be. I am sure I could think of a few things I don't get from Spaced or Shaun. I am still not 100% clear on the "bogling to aswad" joke.
Wife Of Rolex
Can't believe this one slipped under the radar until the other day. And it's really sweet. It comes as Shaun falls out of the car when Phil turns into a zombie on the cast commentary.

Simon: That's the 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster in the background. Great young band of...gothic tearaways!

*Everyone giggles*

Nick: Ah, I love you. I really love you.

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Wife Of Rolex
Kylock
The bits where they mention Isle Of Man. I was like WOW Simon Pegg mentione d the Isle Of Man. I LIVE ON IT!!!!!!!!!
butterfly_with_a_bomb?
Dylan: I was incredibly offended at watching this film, especially at 50,000 feet!
Twiglet
'you didn't call the doctor did you?' love them all having a go at saying Bill's line.

Nick: I came blood all over her gob...
Simon: JESUS! (something to that effect and various other exclamations of disgust)

Simon: Someone's in the shower...
Sean of the Dead
"Harry Potter, The Cappuccino years."


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romero_zombie
"Isle of man"
sweetbutinsane
Oh wow, I've got to go and listen to the commentaries now ...
spacegurl
Simon: Nick looks like he's entering me anally there.
butterfly_with_a_bomb?
Did it glue your bollocks to your leg?

I love that man there with blood pouring out of his head!

An excellant treasure
One of Lucy Davis' teeth!
A golden rabbit is buried at-
Cult_Status02
QUOTE (spacegurl @ May 29 2005, 12:57 PM)
Simon: Nick looks like he's entering me anally there.
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Fried Gold!! biggrin.gif
spunge_mad
i love man biggrin.gif
weputthemdown583
WOW, it's been over three years since the last post biggrin.gif
I was just watching Shaun today with Bill Nighy and Penelope Wilton on commentary and one line had me in stitches!

Penelope(to Bill): I think you look very, very attractive.
Bill: Thank you, well you need help. You should seek professional help, in that case.
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